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Sent: Thursday, June 08, 2006 10:01 AM
Subject: Fw: THIS IS THE BEST!! You will love this!
Subject: Fw: THIS IS THE BEST!!
>>>God Bless Robin Williams - This is THE BEST!!!!! You will love this!
>>>The Plan! (read his plan below pic.)
>>>>>>Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.
>>>
>>>
>>> You gotta love Robin Williams......
>>> Even if he's nuts!
>>> Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan
>>> What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up
>>> And repeat this message.
>>>
>>> Robin Williams' plan...
>>> (Hard to argue with this logic!)
>>>
>>> "I see a lot of people yelling for peace
>>> But I have not heard of a plan for
>>> Peace. So, here's one plan."
>>>
>>> 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference"
>>> in their affairs,
>>> Past & present.
>>> You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein,
>>> And the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere"
>>> again.
>>>
>>> 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
>>> with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines.
>>> They don't want us there.
>>> We would station troops at our borders.
>>> No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
>>>
>>> 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
>>> together and leave
>>> We'll give them a free trip home.
>>> After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported
>>> immediately,
>>> Regardless of whom or where they are.
>>> They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
>>>
>>> 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
>>> 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist
>>> nation will be allowed in.
>>> If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here.
>>>
>>> Asylum would never be available to anyone.
>>> We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>>>
>>> 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
>>> bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's
>>> back home baby.
>>>
>>> 6) The US will make a strong effort
>>> To become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
>>> developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a
>>> temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
>>> will have to cope for a while
>>>
>>> 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
>>> barrel for their oil.
>>> If they don't like it, we'll go someplace else.
>>> They can go somewhere else to sell their production.
>>> (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
>>>
>>>
If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
>>> we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
>>> seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of us know
>>> that what we give them is stolen or given to the army.
>>> The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
>>>
>>> 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace.
>>> We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
>>> building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>>>
>>> 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
>>> no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
>>>
>>> 11) The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...
>>>
>>> Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
>>>
>>> The Statue of Liberty is no longer
>>> Saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.
>>> She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
>>>
>>>
>>> If you agree with the above forward
>>> It to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!
>>>
>>> May God bless you.
>>>
>>> God Bless America.
